ER'sB !

"Hey LibbyLeftard, I just wanted to tell you your analysis of the illegitimacy of Israel is spot on!" by FuzzieKittens, HUFFPOST COMMUNITY MODERATOR

 

 

 

 

Hey "LibbyLeftard!" 

How's it going? As a HUFFPOST SUPER USER with 477 Fans, I know that you understand how important it is for us to pound our message about Israel home as relentlessly as possible, and I just wanted to send you this little note, off the boards, to let you know how much I appreciate all your efforts!

That analysis you posted 4 hours ago (1:07AM) on the illegitimacy of Israel was so spot on that I nearly jumped for joy! Bravo! Bravo!!!

As a former HUFFPOST SUPER USER with 1,123 Fans myself (before I assumed a HUFFPOST COMMUNITY MODERATOR position with 1,265 Fans), I know how difficult it can be to keep on top of all those Islamophobes who claim that Islam is bad and evil when it's the Muslims who are always being victimized by the dirty Jews!

You and I understand it's always the filthy, stinking Zionist Jews who are to blame for it all!! How stupid do they think we are?!

 

 

"FuzzieKittens" avatar ( greatly enlarged image)

 

I also know how hard it is to maintain that tough-as-nails "I-know-everything-and-you-know-shit" attitude with most of the commenters (especially new ones) who show up on HuffPost these days.

But I also know how important it is to smash down their thoughts, ideas and opinions as quickly as they type them, so that we can at least keep some semblance of "peace" and order in our HuffPost Community.

Whoa! Looks like I have to run now because a comment just popped up on the board that says that "Israel has the right to protect itself!!" OMG!!!!!

The nerve of some morons!!

I am so going to mock this asshole with unadulterated and vitriolic contempt!!  I am going to make this prick feel so utterly worthless, ignorant, racist, bigoted and Islamophobic that he'll wish he'd never, EVER even DARED post a comment here on HUFFPOST!!!

See ya!

~FuzzieKittens

 

 

"FuzzieKittens" at home, with her HuffPost supplied computer in the background (courtesy of Shariah Enclaves of America Inc.)

 

IRAN INTRODUCES "MUSLIM-LIKE" ROBOT

  

July 6, 2010

 

(Tehran) It's arrogant, hateful, spiteful, perpetually enraged, and it's capable of indiscriminate violence against anyone or anything with little or no warning.

It loathes anything that's not just like it, and it desires carnal relations with goats or little girls younger than ten years of age.

It's Iran's new "Muslim-like" Robot called Surena II, and it has expressed it's determination to conquer the world in accordance with the commands of the Muslim Prophet Mohammad.

In other words, it's virtually indistinguishable from a raving, ranting, human Muslim.

"Allahu Akbar, asshole!" said the Surena II at a press conference where the new "Mo-Bot" was introduced to the world (courtesy of Bob May Media)

 

At a press conference to introduce the Surena II, the Robot (or "Mo-Bot" as it's been dubbed) went on an hour-long rant against Jews and Christians, which it called "monkeys and apes," as well as against all "unclean infidel scum" everywhere. The following is a portion of the Q&A between the Mo-Bot and the press:

Q: How do you feel?

A: I feel like a jihadi ready to kill-kill-kill-kill for Allah.

Q: What do you do all day?

A: I compute the Holy Qur'an and Hadith and I run code for Jew death-death-death-death and beheadings.

Q: Do you have any immediate plans?

A: I would detonate myself right now if I were not restrained-restrained-restrained-restrained.

Q: If you could tell the whole world just one thing, what would it be?

A: It would be Allahu Akbar, asshole-asshole-asshole-asshole-asshole-ass...

(Mo-Bot sputters to a stop)

At this point, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had rushed over and pulled the plug on the hideous contraption. 

 

"La Illah iIla Allah-Allah-Allah-Allah-Allah Jew scum apes and pigs-pigs-pigs-pigs" said the Surena II (courtesy Dick Tufeld Promotions, LTD)

 

 

 

(STILL MORE) RANDOM SAMPLING OF ISLAMIC PRODUCTS AVAILABLE ONLINE!

I just can't believe how many great Islamic products there are available online these days! If this keeps up, pretty soon I'm going to have a house just filled with Islamic junk!  NOT!!

 

 

JOURNEY THROUGH ISLAMIC ART

 

THAT SHOULD BE A VERY QUICK JOURNEY!

Islamic law generally forbids human (or animal) figures, and so the primary forms of art from the Muslim world have been floral patterns, geometric shapes, and calligraphy (especially from the Qur'an). 

($11.39)

 

 

 

DETERMINE THE DIRECTION OF THE KAABA FROM ANY CITY WORLD! THAT'S RIGHT, "FROM ANY CITY WORLD."

Product Name: Islamic Prayer Compass

Product Description: Casio's prayer compass watch enables you to determine the direction of the Kaaba from any city world

($109.99)

 

 

 

ALWAYS FORGETTING YOUR ISLAMIC SUPPLICATIONS? I KNOW I ALWAYS AM. IN FACT, I'VE NEVER EVEN ONCE REMEMBERED TO THROW MYSELF DOWN AND WAG MY ARSE FOR ALLAH AND HIS "MESSENGER!" 

I GUESS THIS THING IS SUPPOSED TO HELP THE SLAVES TO NOT FORGET THAT THEY ARE, IN FACT, SLAVES?

Islamic Supplications Dua Prayers for Mobile Phone Screenshots

 

(NO PRICE OR FURTHER PRODUCT DESCRIPTION AVAILABLE)

 

 

 

As Khomeini said, "There is no fun in Islam"

EXCEPT, APPARENTLY, FOR THESE LITTLE GEMS!

 

(A real STEAL at only £3.99!)

Product Details:

The books contain imaginative and interesting activities and illustrations to attract the attention of young children. Parents and teachers will find these books useful in teaching today’s children about Islamic beliefs and practices. This Gift Box contains the following books:

* My Hajj Fun Book (It's so much FUN to Dance around the Meteorite!)

* My Quran Workbook (Learn to slay the infidel and beat your wife lightly!)

* My Ramadan Fun Book (How starving yourself for no good reason can be a blast!)

* My Salat Fun Book (It's arse-wagging for no fun and no profit!)

* The Holy Prophet Workbook (Works through how a 54 year old man can desire a 9 year old girl sexually, and still be called a Holy Prophet!)

 

 

 

 

OH LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE "P" WORD AGAIN...

"ISLAMIC PERSPECTIVES ON PEACE!"

(Price $9.95)

"Islam is a universal religion that encompasses women and men from various indigenous communities. Islam promotes the adoption of, or faithfulness to, cultures, so long as those cultures are not in conflict with the laws of the Qur’an."*
—Nazlin Omar Rasput, Chairwoman, Muslim Council of Kenya

ER'sB Question: "So what if the existing laws and the existing culture of the lands that MUSLIMS MOVE INTO conflict with the Qur'an???"

Islamic Answer: "Then the laws and cultures of the lands we move into MUST CHANGE TO SUIT US."

ER'sB Reply: "F--k YOU!!!"

ER'sB BOOK SYNOPSIS: "Islam will be peace & tolerance only when the entire world belongs to Allah. Until such time, it's open-season on all infidels, and all Kafir culture must be transformed into Shariah compliant culture."

 

 

 

SAME OLD UGLY BLACK COVER-ALL ROBES, DIFFERENT UGLY ISLAMIC SYMBOL ADORNMENTS!

 

Welcome to AlHannah Islamic Clothing!

AlHannah Islamic Clothing offers you a wide variety of traditional Muslim Clothing for you and your whole family. We offer you great quality and affordable prices every day. Our products are custom made and imported direct from the manufacturer - so we can offer you our lowest prices every day.

(No price available)

 

 

 

 

 

HEY LOOK! WHAT'S THAT, UP IN THE SKY? IS THAT A "MUSLIM BAYONETTE" CLOCK?!

"Mosques are our barracks, domes our helmets, minarets our bayonets, believers our soldiers..." - Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Ergogan.

 

Muslim Azan Clock

(No price available for this ugly "call to prayer" clock, but if I saw it at a yardsale, I wouldn't even give 'em a quarter)

 

 

 

 

AND STILL MORE MUSLIM POEMS FOR CHILDREN!

 

(€2.65)

Here are some of my favorite Muslim Poems for Children:

"One day the Prophet came to see - Little Aisha when she pee - He said I want to find the source - She said I'm 9!  He said 'of course!'"

Or how about:

"Afraid of nights with the Prophet there - Aisha and her body bare - Muhammad came and took her to - A special children's petting zoo!"

And how can we leave out this classic?

"I was on swing said Aisha crying - Inside my heart I felt like dying - Muhammad then at 53 - Stripped me bare and 'married' me."

 

A "happy" newlywed couple ala Muhammad and Aisha. My guess is this poor little girl won't be all smiley for very long.

 

 

 

 

 

CERTAINLY NOT AN ISLAMIC, MUSLIM-APPROVED PRODUCT, BUT STILL A GREAT FIND!

($4.00)

 

(MORE) RANDOM SAMPLING OF VARIOUS ISLAMIC PRODUCTS AVAILABLE ONLINE!

 

You know, sometimes I just get on a "kick." Right now I'm on a "kick" about Islamic products available online. Here are some more I found:

 

 

MUSLIM NURSERY RHYMES FOR FUTURE SUPREMACISTS/JIHADISTS?

"Muhammad went and took a head, grabbed Aisha went to bed, when he woke the follow'n morn, he got nabbed for child porn!"

SOMEHOW, I DOUBT THAT PARTICULAR CLASSIC IS IN THIS LITTLE GEM OF A BOOK ($6.60), BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT OUGHT TO BE?

 

 

JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS! ANOTHER QUR'AN SPEWING ELECTRONIC DEVICE OF SOME SORT!

"Quran Multimedia Mobile phone ISLAM Muslim Religion Koran"

DIGITAL QURAN FEATURES
- Digital Holy Qur'an Text & Audio (114 Surahs)
- Recitation in voice of Shaikh Sudais & Shaikh Shuraim
- Qur'an Translation in English, French, Turkish, German, Indonesian,Malaysian and Urdu
- Complete Tafseer Ibn-e-Katherr Book Sahih Bukhari, Sahih Muslim & Riyadh-us-Saliheen Books
- Qibla direction of all major cities of the world
- Prayer Times with Adhan Alarm
- Lot of other Islamic images and audio
- Qibla Compass

(NO PRICE LISTED)

I'M STARTING TO GET THE IMPRESSION THAT EVERYTHING EVERYONE DOES IN THE ISLAMIC WORLD CENTERS AROUND THE QUR'AN...OH WAIT, NEVERMIND.

 

 

 

AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THERE COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ANOTHER...

"DIGITAL HOLY QURAN PLAYER"

Complete Holy Qur'an in 25 Translations
Holy Qur'an Arabic Text synchronized with voice with 25 Translations with auto as well as manual scroll facility.

(NO PRICE LISTED)

 

 

 

HERE'S ONE FOR WHEN THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW HITS MECCA, WHICH ACCORDING TO THEIR SCHEDULE WILL BE HAPPENING ON THE 12th OF NEVER!

 

"! Muslim Mecca Compass Watch - circa 1972"

 

Made for a Muslim with compass for Mecca floating above dial under crystal.

All original and unused (NOS - New Old Stock) in storage for thirty-five years.

Mechanical automatic winding movement powered by the motion of wearing the watch.

Two world time rotating bezels.

All stainless steel case and bracelet.

Original hang tag, and paperwork explaining the functions.

Really odd timepiece!

$325.00

I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT "FINE" TIMEPIECES, BUT IF THIS ONE WAS MADE IN THE MUSLIM WORLD IN 1972, THAT MEANS IT LIKELY STOPPED RUNNING VERY EARLY IN 1973...IF NOT BEFORE.

 

 

 

 

I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO PUT THIS SEXY THING ON AND HIT THE BEACH!  WHOO HOO!!

"MUSLIM SWIMWEAR"

(NO PRICE)

WAIT A MINUTE...IS SHE ALLOWED TO SHOW HER HANDS AND FEET LIKE THAT?!

WHORE!!!

 

 

 

I'VE NOTICED THERE ARE A LOT OF BOOKS ABOUT ISLAM AVAILABLE ONLINE. I'VE ALSO NOTICED THAT APPROX. 99.99% OF THEM ARE JUST INTERPRETATIONS -- OF SOME SORT OR ANOTHER-- OF THE QUR'AN AND/OR SUNNAH.

ER'sB SYNOPSIS: "MUSLIM SOCIETY IS IDEAL, KAFIR SOCIETY IS EVIL, SATANIC CRAP. MUSLIM SOCIETY MUST SUBJUGATE AND RULE KAFIR SOCIETY UNTIL THE ENTIRE WORLD BELONGS TO ALLAH. EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN IS PURELY ACADEMIC."

(PRICE £2.75)

 

 

 

AMERICAN FIRST, OR MUSLIM FIRST?

ACCORDING TO THE PEW RESEARCH POLL OF 2007: "Nearly half of Muslims in the U.S. (47%) say they think of themselves first as a Muslim, rather than as an American."

I THINK THERE ARE VERY GOOD REASONS TO NOT LIKE THOSE NUMBERS, OR THIS HIDEOUS (and overpriced) T-SHIRT:

 

 

American Muslim Women's T-Shirt ($22.00)

RANDOM SAMPLING OF VARIOUS ISLAMIC PRODUCTS AVAILABLE ONLINE!

 

I was just looking around the internet and started coming across various "Islamic" products. Some of them are pretty normal, but some are a little bit strange, so I thought I'd compile what's available and share my favorites:

 

FOR THE BUSY JIHADI ON-THE-GO?

This is listed as simply "Qur'an Mobile Product" Apparently it's some kind of "Islamic PDA" No price on it.  Perhaps it's free for Believers? Anyway, as it's called a "Qur'an Mobile Product," I imagine it must spew the Qur'an, as most Islamic products seem to.

 

 

 

 

ALWAYS KNOW WHEN TO PRAY AND WHICH WAY TO WAG THAT ARSE!

This is an "Islamic Prayer Clock with Qibla Direction" No price that I could find on it, but I'd give them $1 (awkward conversation starter?)

 

 

 

 

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I JUST CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH ISLAMIC PRODUCTS AROUND ME THAT WILL DO NOT ONLY QUR'AN RECITATIONS, BUT ALSO WILL PERFORM "HIGH QUALITY AUDIO AND OTHMANI SCRIPT" AS WELL!

Description:

Islamic MP4 with Digital Camera-2. 5 Inch Color Series-MT-310
Famous Qur'an Voice Recitation by Sheikh Al-Sudais & As-Shuraim
25 Translations of Holy Quran synchronized with high quality audio and othmani script.
25 Most Famous Holy Qur'an Translations:
20 Most Famous Hadith Books
5 Most Famous Tafsir Books:

 

 

 

 

(LIKE FRANKI VALLI, SING IT WITH ME): "SHAAAAAA - A - A - A - RI - AH    BA- ANK - ING!"

 

 

 

 

 

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS NEVER GONNA FEATURE AN ISLAMIC PRODUCT THAT SPEWS THE QUR'AN...

This is a Qur'an spewer/Music player designed for Muslim teenage girls. I bet they just can't wait to be the first girl in their village to...

 

 

 

 

OXYMORON ALERT!  OXYMORON ALERT!

 

AND WORTH EVERY PENNY OF THE $15.95 PRICE TAG, I'M SURE...