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MANSON FAMILY MEMBERSHIP UNAVAILABLE, SO ACTRESS IN BRITAIN JOINS ISLAM INSTEAD

 

 

 

Formerly respected actress Myriam-Francois-Cerrah, today just the latest "slave of Allah," and 4th wife of some primitive terrorist named Abdul (photo courtesy of Whattamoron Promotions)

 

Myriam Francois-Cerrah found fame as a child actress in the 90's hit film Sense and Sensibility.  Now she's known for being one of a growing number of educated middle class British females who've abandoned any and all sense and sensibility by converting to Islam.

"I wanted to join the Manson Family, but Charlie is in jail, and membership in Britain is not allowed, so the next best cult of death is Islam" she said.

"I so admired Susan Atkins, Patricia Krenwinkle and Squeaky Fromme, and what they did to advance peace in L.A. back in the 60's."

 

"Charlie is unavailable, but the Prophet Muhammad is very, very similar" said Francois-Cerrah (photo courtesy of Healter Skelter Monthly)

 

Francois-Cerrah says that after learning that joining the Manson death-cult was illegal in Britain, she began looking around for something else. Then came the September 11 terror attacks that led to her "intellectual" curiosity about Islam, and ultimately to conversion to the religion.  She initially suspected that the Prophet Muhammad was a man of peace, and after the 7/7 London bombings and then Madrid, she was "absolutely convinced" of it.

She also believes in unicorns, leprechauns, the righteousness of liberalism, and that her new husband Abdul loves her much more than his other wives. One of the ways she can tell is that he beats her far less frequently than the others.

 

"I just know Abdul loves me more than he loves Fatima, Aisha, or Aafia. He just has to, he just has to, he just has to, he just has to!" 

 

Francois-Cerrah says the radical fringe behind terror attacks doesn't represent the masses of ignorant, privileged Westerners like her who willingly and mindlessly join the fascist, misogynist "religion."

She concedes, however, that at least 5% of Muslims worldwide could be classified as enraged, Allahu Akbar screaming mass murderers.

Out of an estimated total of 1.5 Billion, that's many tens of millions of enraged, Allahu Akbar screaming mass murderers.

"But that's a very small percentage you see? You say it enough times to yourself over and over, you believe it," she said.

"You believe it. You believe it. You believe it. You believe it!" she repeated endlessly.

 

FIRST ANNUAL "KORANICALLY AUTHENTIC ISLAMIC FAIRE!" Is Coming To Michigan Next Weekend!

 

(AN ER'sB SPECIAL LIFESTYLES POSTING)

 

 

"HEY EVERYBODY, IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE FAIRE!"

 

The first annual Koranically Authentic Islamic Faire! is expected to be similar to a Renaissance Faire -- only with a lot of authentic death and misery (courtesy Jinn Media)

 

September 24, 2010

What do you get when you combine a medieval, Dark Ages lifestyle, fervent religious devotion and blood-lust, with ordinary Americans from Michigan?

Well, at least some devout Muslims are insisting that all of those things will combine to form a "Jihad-Jamboree" that residents of the "Auto State" will never forget!

 

Doris H. of Dearborn: "That's one Jamboree I will never forget!" (PUI)

 

The Dearborn chapter of the International Association of "Muslim Youth for Holy Accuracy and Religious Everyday Medievalism (MYHAREM)" is proud to announce the creation of the first annual "Koranically Authentic Islamic Faire!" slated to be held in a large field outside of Dearborn, Michigan, next weekend!

Event organizer Muhammad al-Muhammad, 23,  of Dearborn, a founding member of MYHAREM International, explained that "by hosting this Koranically Authentic Islamic Faire! we intend to demonstrate for the people of Michigan just how serious we are about our Islam, and just as importantly, how serious they will be as well before too many years go by."

 

The "Koranically Authentic" Way (courtesy Ahmadinejad Photography Ltd.)

 

He said that "Anyone of any age can come to the Faire!  However, all Infidels must be prepared to either submit to Allah, pay the jizya, or die by the sword. Any Jews who attend won't have to worry about making a choice, because they don't have any" he added.

"In Michigan, we are not dicking around like those jackasses from CAIR (Council on American Islamic Relations) or the MAS (Muslim American Society) are. Hooper and Awad and all those other Islam is peace & tolerance liars will one day find their own heads in their laps if they don't get with Allah's program."

 

Two members of MYHAREM Int'l field-testing a potential location for the Koranically Authentic Islamic Faire! outside of Dearborn, MI. This site, however, "just reeked of Kuffar," and was eventually rejected (courtesy Worldwide Aisha's Pants)

 

"Basically" al-Muhammad continued, "our position is that the so-called moderate Muslims operating in the U.S. today are complete bullshit and need to die. All of them. They are an affront to Allah and to the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).

We hope those phony mealy-mouthed traitorous beekeeping apostates suffer protracted and emaciating deaths -- preferably from some form of excruciatingly painful rectal cancer -- along with all Kuffar (a term for non-Muslims), but especially the Jews, inshallah.

We true Muslims in MYHAREM Int'l are utterly committed to the perfection of Islam as Allah laid down so clearly to our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) through the Angel Gabriel. And, we're proud to announce that all of that Islamic perfection and glory will be on full display next weekend at our first annual Koranically Authentic Islamic Faire! Please come, bring your young daughters, and all of your jizya (money)!" 

 

The cornfield near Dearborn that was ultimately selected by MYHAREM Int'l members as the perfect spot for the first annual Koranically Authentic Islamic Faire! next weekend (courtesy The Daily Musulman)

 

"We are not dicking around" says Muhammad al-Muhammad, founding member of MYHAREM Int'l (courtesy Jinn Media)

 

"The fact of the matter is, we like to get a lot of strange in Islam, just like our Prophet did" explained al-Muhammad. "We're not going to try and deny the fact that he liked naked 9 year old girls by pretending that we don't. We like to beat them too, just like he liked to beat his last wife Aisha. In fact, we beat all of our women, just to honor Him.

I hope the residents of Dearborn and all of Michigan will bring their sexy little daughters to the Faire!  Remember that in Islam, even 6 year old women are eligible for engagement, so please don't hesitate!

We insist that the people of Michigan have an experience with us that they will never forget. 

 

"In Islam, even 6 year old women are eligible for engagement..." (courtesy Worldwide Aisha's Pants)

 

All of the Infidels of Michigan, and of America, must be made to understand that Islam is the only possible future for this country and for the world, and the sooner they accept that and submit to Allah, the better it will be for their families.

So please, I invite everyone to feel free to bring the whole family to the Faire!, but I must caution that in all likelihood, they will be raped and enslaved, unless they are hideously ugly or obese. Michigan Infidel men will just have to accept that most of their women and girls will be our wives and concubines almost before they -- the husbands and fathers --can make it through the line at the Halal goat-on-a-stick stand.

All Infidels have been invited, and I demand that they come."

 

The losers of the sword fights at the Koranically Authentic Islamic Faire! will actually be beheaded (Khaybar News Corp.)

 

Daily Events:

Seven themed stages offer a variety of entertainment from Jew-head jugglers and Jinns to magic spinal sperm demonstrations and heretic stonings. There will be no wandering musicians because music is Haram, but Jihadi enthusiasts in everyday 7th century/modern attire will stroll the sandy paths of the recreated 7th century Arab bedouin village, enforcing morality codes and demonstrating battery acid-throwing techniques. Sword fighting competitions are held three times a day, so long as a sufficient number of fighters remain alive enough to fight.

Activities:

Join the Koranically Authentic Faire's Games arena by stepping up to test your balancing ability on the Hangman's Crossbar, or prove your strength at the Test O' Mettle, where you are stoned until you are unconscious, have lost one eye, and at least half of your teeth. Scimitar throwing, Islamic darts of death, and other games of skill can also be found throughout the Faire, as well as donkey-powered rides, poets to assassinate, and plenty of Halal Faire food.

Children's Realm:

Available at no extra charge, the Children's Realm at the Koranically Authentic Islamic Faire is for women 6 years to 10 years of age only. Activities include male anatomy instruction, Harem-style tent dancing, tongue-sucking techniques, a quick introduction on how to please an uncle-husband over 50, and much more, all designed just for your daughters!

Hallmark Introduces New "Playable Jew Card™" Series To Help Combat Anti-Semitism Against Muslims

  

  

  

  

September, 24, 2010

 

Hallmark Cards, in an attempt to help stamp out Islamophobia, will be introducing a new line of greetings called the Playable Jew Card™ series for Muslims.

 Roger Kitman, CEO of Hallmark, said he got the idea originally when he heard the phrase "Muslims playing the Jew card" on TV, although he admits that he has no idea what they were referring to specifically, except that it had something to do with the fight against anti-Muslim bigotry.

"That started the ball rolling. I thought, what a neat thing, what a neat idea it would be for Muslims to perhaps fight the anti-semitism against them by means of a Playable Jew Card™.

 It's got a great ring to it!" said Kitman.  

  

   

  

"So I gave the Playable Jew Card™ idea over to our product development team in the Dearborn, Michigan Division, and the Award-winning Creative Team came up with some really fantastic ideas for it.

I've never seen a team of young people so excited about a project before!"

Asked if the idea of a Playable Jew Card™ might actually be considered anti-Jewish by some, Kitman was dismissive. 

 

Several members of Hallmark's Award-winning Creative Team in the Dearborn, Michigan Division (photo by Abdul)  

 

"Muslims are the ones who are getting the brunt of racism, anti-semitism and that horrible Islampohobia these days, and the Jews, of all people, can understand, I'm sure, that we all need to do whatever we can to alleviate some of the burden on them in whatever way we can. If it's by something as innocuous as sending a Playable Jew Card™ to friends, relatives or even to Jewish colleagues or neighbors, then that's what they should be able to do."

With a selection of approximately a thousand different cards with various printed inspirational messages -- including a recording chip with up to three minutes of time for the sender to record a personalized greeting -- Hallmark hopes the effort will be a big success in the Islamic community.  

  

 

 

  

  

"There's really no need to worry about backlash from Jews these days," said Kitman with a laugh.

"As you know, the Muslims are the new Jews in the 21st century, and I got that directly from our Dearborn Division leader, Ahmed Khalifi-Mohammad. As a successful Muslim of Palestinian origin, he ought to know what he's talking about when it comes to Jews" he added. 

The Playable Jew Card™ will be available for sale in Hallmark stores on November 15th.  

 

  

ER'sB IS PROUD TO SAY:

 

OBAMA DEFENDS MUSLIMS RIGHTS TO BE SLUMLORDS

  

 

 

 

September 20, 2010

Washington/Union City, NJ- The Imam at the heart of the Ground Zero Mega-Mosque controversy has been identified as a notorious slumlord by Union City, New Jersey officials. President Obama, upon learning of the designation, called a quick news conference in order to defend his friend Rauf's rights. Obama vowed that the Mosque-building initiative was 'not going to be derailed by insignificant building violations that could result in the deaths of hundreds of tenants.'

'It is absolutely important now for the overwhelming majority of the tenants in Rauf's slums to understand that as a Muslim, he as the absolute right to be the slumlord of his own properties."

 

"Muslims are the best of people, don't fuck with them" said Obama (photo courtesy of FreakingNews.com)

 

'Rauf is not at war with absent fire alarm installers,' Obama said. 'He is at war with bigotry and Islamophobia that is rampant throughout his buildings.' 

Obama also again weighed in on the plans for a New York City mosque near the 2001 terrorist attack site.

 

Imam Rauf's rat infested slum apartment building in Union City, New Jersey (photo courtesy of Dirty Jobs)

  

"Muslims should be able to build whatever they want, wherever they want, and maintain whatever they have in any way they wish. Americans must learn that Muslims are the best of people, and any resistance to Muslims taking over is nothing but bigotry and racism.

What it all comes down to is that Imam Rauf can do what he likes with his apartment buildings, and if the residents don't appreciate him they can live in the fucking street. Also, as regards the mosque, we will not allow anyone to build a church on that site, nor will we allow anyone to build a synagogue or a Hindu temple, and if someone did, Imam Rauf would reserve the absolute right to tear it down and build a mega-mosque on top of it, inshallah" the president said.

 

 

 

 

Obama did not directly mention the Constitution in his statement, but appeared confused when someone shouted something about it.

"Constipation? I don't have any idea what that has to do with this debate at all, and I'm perfectly regular, thanks" the president said, before refusing to answer any questions.

 

 

 

SUPREME COURT JUSTICE BREYER: "I JUSHT POOPIED IN MY PANTSHH"

  

 

 

  

 

September 15, 2010

  

(Washington) Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer wants every American to know that he jusht poopied in his pantshh.

Following his appearance on Good Morning America earlier this week, where he postulated that Koran burning is not something that is protected by the First Amendment of the Constitution anymore, the Justice was strapped into his wheelchair and safely whisked back to the basement of the Supreme Court Building in Washington, where he is tended around the clock by a team of nurses.

The 72-year old Breyer, the nations first noted high public servant to have been diagnosed with Alzheimeric Liberal Dementia (ALD), was said to be resting more comfortably once his trousers were changed, and his jello was served.

  

"Where did my nurshh put my denshhures??"

  

"Pleeesh tell 'Mericans I jusht poopied in my pantshh and I can't helpsh it" said the semi-lucid Breyer, who was strapped down for a brief interview.

"I fear Mushlims and their Shheeehad, I really do, and 'Mericans shhhhould fear themsh too. Pleeesh tell 'Mericans not to burn a koransh, and that I poopied in my pantsh but I can't helpsh it," the Justice babbled.

  

 

Justice Breyer's physician, Dr. Stanely A. Kitman, explained that the Justice is no longer in full control of his faculties or his bowels, but that this condition in no way precludes him from serving on the Supreme Court of the United States.

"He still likes to play dress-up in his robes and his Dr. Seuss costumes, and that's a good sign that he's not yet comatose.

You know," the doctor added "Harry Reid is actually much farther along in his ALD than Justice Breyer is, and Speaker Nancy Pelosi, at this stage, is practically a vegetable."

 

 

New Daisy Con Brochure To Help American Women & Girls Prepare for their Post Islamic Submission Clitorectomies

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Women & Girls of America,

After something is already over is not the time to prepare for it, and that certainly is the case with the post-submission clitorectomies that every one of you will be undergoing soon in America, as required by Sharia, which we will introduce to America from our Ground Zero Mega-Mosque!

Let's face it, after you've broken free from those good Muslims who have held you down on the kitchen table while one of them has performed the delicate operation on you with a rusty razor blade as you screamed in fear and agony, is not the time to come to grips with the necessity of pleasing Allāh by your small sacrifice.

  

 

  

This is not something you can shy away from, nor escape; so it's best to get that idea out of your head right now. The Sharia requires this procedure on all women, and that means you, too.

The question really comes down to, who needs a clitoris, anyway? The answer is: only whores!

 

 

Once you accept the fact that sexual pleasure is just not something Allāh ever intended for you, you'll feel better about it. Plus, your husband will fear your straying from him far less, and that should make you feel good about yourselves.

Speak with your co-wives about it, and you'll see that they have no choice but to agree!

 

 

I want all of the women and girls of Allāh's great land - America - to know that I will be here to help them through this challenging, but necessary, time.

Soon, my new brochure Clitoris Obliterous, Allāh Just Hates the Big-O For Muslim Women will be available from the Cordoba-51 Islamification Initiative website, and I invite you to order your copy today, so that you'll be prepared for when we take over tomorrow!

 

Peace,

~Daisy Con

 

 

ISLAM RESPECTS WOMEN'S RIGHTS!

 

 

ISLAM GIVES WOMEN MANY RIGHTS!!

 

"WESTERN FEMININSTS TOLD ME THAT MOHAMMAD BELIEVED IN RIGHTS FOR WOMEN, AND I USED TO BELIEVE IT..."

 

 

AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL AMERICAN ISLAMOPHOBES & BIGOTS from Imam Ralph

 

 

 

 

Dear American Islamophobes & Bigots:

Fuck you. I will do whatever I want to do, wherever and whenever I want to do it, and you cannot stop me.

Are we clear?

ARE WE CLEAR??????

You think flags are the only flammable things around? Hmmm?

So, let's all try and get along now, before you get hurt again, okee dokee?

Peace,

~Imam Ralph

 

 

 

 

Penniless Yemeni Immigrant Acquires Entire Midwestern American Town: "They Just Gave Me Everything, Allahu Akbar!"

  

  

 

  

  

September 11, 2010

  

(Kelley, Nebraska) For Farouk Mahmoud Abdul Muhammad, a recent immigrant from Yemen, coming to America has truly been like he heard it ought to be from his Mullah (religious leader) back home, although he could hardly believe how easily the weak American infidels gave up everything they had and just fled the area.

"Allahu Akbar (Allah is the Greatest)!" says the 27-year old bachelor, who is now the proud owner of Kelley, Nebraska -- a town with a previous population of 1,759. 

  

 

  

Now, there is only Abdul Muhammad, his mother and father (plus his fathers three other wives), grandmothers and grandfathers, seven uncles, twenty-eight aunts, sixteen sisters, twenty-three brothers, and ten cousins, all admitted to the United States as naturalized citizens under the Obama Administrations controversial new "America is a Muslim Nation™" program.

"These weak Americans are just like I heard they would be, so afraid of us superior Muslims that they flee in our presence!" he said.

According to the new town owner, it took less than a week before every Kelley resident had just handed over keys, wallets, purses, jewelry, deeds, and all other items of value.

  

Farouk Mahmoud Abdul Muhammad, seen here in Yemen prior to his move to America (courtesy al-Khillya Media)

  

Abdul Muhammad, now a multi-millionaire by default, and one of the the largest individual landholders in the state, seems to have taken his windfall in stride.

"Muslims are the best of people. The Holy Qur'an tells us that, and the infidels, especially the Jews, are the brothers of apes and pigs. Even president Obama must agree, for he and Allah made this possible!"

He says that soon he will become a married man - he intends to marry four of his first cousins - and that he will be transforming Kelley into a place that reminds him more of Yemen, which he still considers to be home.

"There's an old Christian church I'll be tearing down to make room for my new Al-Hadi Mosque, and a tiny synagogue my brothers and I are going to burn with much pleasure, inshallah!" he said.

  

The historic 137-year old Kelley United Church of Christ, which will be razed to make room for the new Al-Hadi Mosque (photo courtesy of CAIR)

 

While ER'sB tried to discuss this story with former residents and even police officials from Kelley, all but one declined to speak with us about it. The former official who did, agreed to only under conditions of strict anonymity.

He said "that terrorist threatened to nuke our town if we all didn't leave, and then he told us that his god gave him the right to do it. We let the government know about the threat, but they informed us that it was their policy to not get involved where issues of freedom of religion were at risk."

When contacted, a White House spokesperson said "if Allah tells a Muslim to nuke a town, that's a textbook example of his freedom of religion, and we won't get involved. However, if it were a Christian threatening a nuke, we'd bring the entire weight of the U.S. military down on him."

 

BLOOMBERG: "It's Not like Teabaggers Want To Build A Church There, These Are Jihadists, and Jihad is Legitimate"

 

August 26, 2010

  

 

(New York, NY) New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg hosted his annual Ramadan Iftar dinner at Gracie Mansion on Tuesday night, during which he touched on many themes in discussing the proposed Park51 mosque and cultural center near Ground Zero, including:

America's obligation to serve as an example of tolerating intolerance to the rest of the world, his view that U.S. troops overseas are brutal murderers just killing and raping everything they see, and his opinion that a compromise on the mosque's location would not end the intolerance that America must learn to tolerate.

Bloomberg also quoted Park51 organizer Imam Faisal Abdul Rauf's comment at a memorial service for slain journalist Daniel Pearl: "Jews are the brothers of apes and pigs. We smite them at the neck as the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) did. What else can I say?"

  

 

  

Said Bloomberg:

"...It's not like Teabaggers want to build a church there, these are jihadists, and jihad is legitimate. Our own Federal government has confirmed that jihad is a legitimate tenent of Islam, so stick that in your bigoted, racist pipes and smoke it you freaking Islamophobic haters! Of course, you'll need to smoke it anywhere but New York City, naturally."

“Islam did not attack the World Trade Center - Muslim adherents to Islam did. To implicate all of Islam for the actions of a bunch of devout Muslims who followed the legitimate tenents of their great religion would have been perfectly fair and patriotically American 50 years ago, but today is today, and we must be poliltically, as well as multi-culturally, correct, in everything that we say and do. We are not at war with Islam - Islam is at war with us, and if we ignore that for long enough, we'll all just go away."

 

U.K. Government Appeals For Fresh Euphemisms For "Asians" After Real Asians Begin To Complain

  

 

  August 18, 2010

  

(Westminster) In the years since the multi-cultural revolution took place in Britain, it has been the practice of Her Majesty's Government to do everything possible to avoid offending anyone, at any time, in any place, over anything. To achieve this goal, euphemisms have become the standard of the day.

"I say old man, by not referring to horrid people as what they actually are, especially the Muzzies, we have achieved peace and harmony in our lovely multi-cultural society" explained U.K. Immigration Minister Sir Lord Charles Monteforte-Stanley Hee Hee.

However, this practice has instead caused great confusion and consternation in some parts of the country, most notably in the actual Asian communities in and around London.

 

"I say old man" said Sir Lord Charles Monteforte-Stanley Hee Hee, U.K. Immigration Minister (photo courtesy of Prince Albert in a Can-Can)

 

It was revealed to ER'sB recently that actual Asians, of the traditional Asian persuasion, have been protesting to the Government about the rampant confusion over their identity and intentions in the community.

Mr. Wok Chan of Soho explains "I work hard and make honest living, but tourists afraid to patronize store for fear of jihad, and I no do jihad! I am Buddhist for Chrissake, and my wife no wear burqa!"

 

"I no do jihad!" insists Mr. Wok Chan, seen here with his wife at their Wimbledon home. (photo courtesy of The Muslim Guardian)

 

But Mr. Chan is by no means alone.

Isuzu "Toyota" Kawasaki, an Oxford Street tea and coffee merchant, said that since the multi-cultural revolution, his business has been down and he's considering relocating to Whitechapel in East London, a predominantly Muslim enclave.

"I may as well move over there because every day someone comes in and asks me if we're really trying to take over Britain, if we want a Caliphate, if I'm offended by pork, and just yesterday a lady asked if I'd really cut her head off if she drew Mohammad, can you believe that? I've about had it. I'm 78 years old, I survived the fire-bombing of Tokyo during the war, and now people assume that because I'm Asian I must be Muslim, when most Muslims aren't even Asians!"

 

In London's East End, Whitechapel, a group of Muslims "Asians" gather for a convention on violent Jihad "Peace & Love" (courtesy of UKisGettingSharia.gov)

 

Mr. Kawasaki continued. "In this PC age they call them Asian in order to avoid calling them Muslim, I guess because it offends some to be called Muslim when they can assume some other identity in order to avoid terror surveillance or whatever" said the talkative coffee seller.

"I can't seem to get away from that label so if a change of euphemism can't be found for them I might as well set up shop in the East End because business sucks over here these days. People are afraid I'm going to wage some kind of Holy War, and there are about a million Pakis to sell my tea and coffee to in Whitechapel. Surely I won't get as many damned questions about Allah" he added.

 

"A lady asked if I'd really cut her head off if she drew Mohammad, can you believe that?" said Isuzu "Toyota" Kawasaki, an Oxford Street merchant (Islam4UK Media)

 

Immigration Minister Lord Hee Hee said that his office takes the complaints seriously. "I said to the old man, Kawasaki, why not talk to your people and see what arrangement can be made. I suggested that we just call the Orientals 'gooks' and leave the 'Asian' label to the Mohammadans, but the old fellow became upset, so I realized that we have to do something else. Yes, indeed." 

That's when the idea to ask the public for suggestions came about.

"The first day we had it in the The Illustrated London News the response was overwhelming. I've never seen so many bomb threats and vows to behead anyone who messed with the Mahoundians over this" he said. "But they're just a little prickly because someone has questioned changing their euphemism, and Her Majesty's Government is quite sensitive to that kind of overt racism."

 

"Just a little bit prickly." Muslim Asian men threatening promising mass murder harmony and unity (courtesy Allahu Akbar!!! Magazine)

 

"It's true that several dozen young Christian girls have been gang-raped and a Synagogue full of Jews were put in hospital, but all in all the reaction has been very mild and acceptable. Really just like a stroll in the park on a Sunday afternoon" he added.

"We are still seeking suggestions of the non-exploding variety, though, and if your readers have ideas for a new euphemism for our Muselmen that they'd like to share, please tell them to let us know, will you? Cheerio!"

Lord Hee Hee then turned on his heel and, with his walking cane by his side, quickly strolled out of view into the early morning London fog.

 

  

 

Group "Queers Against Israeli Apartheid" visits Iran to express solidarity...all are summarily hanged

  

June 29, 2010

  

"Are your so-called Liberals in the west all suicidal or something?! They must be raving morons!" - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

  

Several members of Queers against Israeli Apartheid seen here about two hours after landing in Tehran to express their hatred of "cruel, Apartheid Israel" (courtesy of Liberal Gays for Sharia Magazine)

 

(Tehran) Yesterday, a group of 180 protesters from "Queers Against Israeli Apartheid" (QuAIA) flew from Toronto to Tehran in order to express their solidarity with the Palestinian people, and with the people of Iran in their struggle against what they called "evil, nasty, cruel and Apartheid Israel."

Within three hours of landing, all 180 members had been publicly hanged in various locations around the city. 

The group included 110 homosexual men and 70 avowed lesbians. The women were all "temporarily married" to the cadre of guards, and then dressed in head-to-toe black chadors for their execution.

 

"Gives new meaning to the phrase 'light in the loafers' eh?" said Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in an attempt at gallows humor (courtesy ISNA)

 

"But I hate Jews I hate Jews!" gurgled Anna Simons, avowed lesbian and QuAIA member, as she was "hoisted into eternity" by an Iranian crane yesterday in Tehran (courtesy QuAIA Lesbians Hate Israel magazine)

 

The whole effort was a bold and colorful attempt to "reignite Toronto's queer community in the fight against apartheid," which is the latest trendy accusation against Israel. These antics take anti-Zionism to an absurd extreme.

And in turn, Iran took the group's open homosexuality to their own -- quite predictable -- extreme.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stated "I appreciate these people hating Jews, but we have no homosexuals in our country and we won't tolerate any coming here. Besides, don't they realize that we hate queers almost as much as we hate Jews? What in the hell is wrong with your liberals? Are they so damned stupid as to think they can waltz into Iran and we'd be happy to see them, no matter what their world views?

Are your so-called liberals in the west all suicidal or something? If these people had any sense at all, I mean at all, they should have known what would likely happen to them in any Muslim country, including Gaza.

If they'd flown to Tel-Aviv instead, they'd have been welcomed with open arms and right now would be partying and having a great time in Israel's decadent, very vibrant, but evil gay community. They could be dancing the Macarena instead of the doing the Tehran jig" he added, with a wry laugh.

 

"They could have been swinging with Mr. Gay Israel and his friends (above) but instead, the fools are swinging here" said Ahmadinejad (courtesy Israeli Gay Today weekly)

"There, that's the fag who came up to me and wished me well in killing all the Jews. Hang him very slowly, along with the others" instructs President Ahmadinejad (Worldwide Aisha's Pants)

 

"We thought we'd just pop over to Iran to say we hate Israel and that we stand with the Palestinian people and the people of Iran against the awful Jews and...hey, what are all these ropes for?" The final words of Bryan Bentham, President of "Queers against Israeli Apartheid" as he and three of his associates were hoisted off the ground by a crane to a height of 12 feet, where they all dangled and struggled in agony for some minutes against the ropes before finally succumbing, and losing all control of their bowels and bladders (courtesy of Liberal Activism magazine)

Those members who didn't make the flight are still planning to march against "evil, Apartheid Israel" at every opportunity (courtesy Suicidus Ignoramus Monthly)

 

"Our queer brothers and sisters died defending human rights and fighting against that horrible tyranny that is Apartheid Israel!" said QuAIA member Jennifer Gabrysch, in green top (courtesy of Lesbians of Lebanese Heritage For Islam Magazine)

 

 

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