U.K. One Baby In Four Born To Migrants: Multiple Wives Of "Asians" To Credit?

  

22 July, 2010

  

 

Almost a quarter of babies are born to immigrant mothers, an official breakdown showed yesterday.

The survey found that 24.7 per cent of children born last year have mothers who were born abroad – and that the numbers of multi-wife households has quadrupled since the late 1990s.

The sharply rising numbers have some concerned that polygamy may be running rampant in the Asian communities in Britain.

 

Two Asian Housewives, Mrs. Khan and Mrs. Khan in London, fresh from a Halal market shopping spree (photo courtesy Asians4UK Media)

 

The figures produced fresh warnings to ministers that immigration rates must be brought down to avoid the growing threat of overpopulation in Britain.

New Minister of Immigration, Sir Lord Charles Montforte-Stanley Hee Hee of the Lib-Dem Coalition Arrangement, said that he didn't see a problemn with babies and doesn't understand why anyone would be concerned.

 

Sir Lord Charles Montforte-Stanley Hee Hee, Immigration Minister of Great Britain (photo courtesy of Albert In A Can-Can)

 

Lord Hee Hee stated "I say old boy, what is all this concern? Our Asian immigrants are a vital part of multicultural Britain, and to disagree is blasphemy! Blasphemy I tell you!"

The ONS has predicted that the UK Asian population will hit the sensitive 70 million mark in 2014 at these birth rates.

Lord Hee Hee, when confronted with these frightening numbers, simply mumbled something like "why does everybody hate new babies" before simply strolling away into the mists of the early London morning.

 

British citizen, the 3rd Mrs. Asif Hussain, with her 26th child Mohammad (photo courtesy A.Choudary Media)