I just can't believe how many great Islamic products there are available online these days! If this keeps up, pretty soon I'm going to have a house just filled with Islamic junk! NOT!!
JOURNEY THROUGH ISLAMIC ART
THAT SHOULD BE A VERY QUICK JOURNEY!
Islamic law generally forbids human (or animal) figures, and so the primary forms of art from the Muslim world have been floral patterns, geometric shapes, and calligraphy (especially from the Qur'an).
($11.39)
DETERMINE THE DIRECTION OF THE KAABA FROM ANY CITY WORLD! THAT'S RIGHT, "FROM ANY CITY WORLD."
Product Name: Islamic Prayer Compass
Product Description: Casio's prayer compass watch enables you to determine the direction of the Kaaba from any city world
($109.99)
ALWAYS FORGETTING YOUR ISLAMIC SUPPLICATIONS? I KNOW I ALWAYS AM. IN FACT, I'VE NEVER EVEN ONCE REMEMBERED TO THROW MYSELF DOWN AND WAG MY ARSE FOR ALLAH AND HIS "MESSENGER!"
I GUESS THIS THING IS SUPPOSED TO HELP THE SLAVES TO NOT FORGET THAT THEY ARE, IN FACT, SLAVES?
Islamic Supplications Dua Prayers for Mobile Phone Screenshots
(NO PRICE OR FURTHER PRODUCT DESCRIPTION AVAILABLE)
As Khomeini said, "There is no fun in Islam"
EXCEPT, APPARENTLY, FOR THESE LITTLE GEMS!
(A real STEAL at only £3.99!)
Product Details:
The books contain imaginative and interesting activities and illustrations to attract the attention of young children. Parents and teachers will find these books useful in teaching today’s children about Islamic beliefs and practices. This Gift Box contains the following books:
* My Hajj Fun Book (It's so much FUN to Dance around the Meteorite!)
* My Quran Workbook (Learn to slay the infidel and beat your wife lightly!)
* My Ramadan Fun Book (How starving yourself for no good reason can be a blast!)
* My Salat Fun Book (It's arse-wagging for no fun and no profit!)
* The Holy Prophet Workbook (Works through how a 54 year old man can desire a 9 year old girl sexually, and still be called a Holy Prophet!)
OH LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE "P" WORD AGAIN...
"ISLAMIC PERSPECTIVES ON PEACE!"
(Price $9.95)
"Islam is a universal religion that encompasses women and men from various indigenous communities. Islam promotes the adoption of, or faithfulness to, cultures, so long as those cultures are not in conflict with the laws of the Qur’an."*
—Nazlin Omar Rasput, Chairwoman, Muslim Council of Kenya
ER'sB Question: "So what if the existing laws and the existing culture of the lands that MUSLIMS MOVE INTO conflict with the Qur'an???"
Islamic Answer: "Then the laws and cultures of the lands we move into MUST CHANGE TO SUIT US."
ER'sB Reply: "F--k YOU!!!"
ER'sB BOOK SYNOPSIS: "Islam will be peace & tolerance only when the entire world belongs to Allah. Until such time, it's open-season on all infidels, and all Kafir culture must be transformed into Shariah compliant culture."
SAME OLD UGLY BLACK COVER-ALL ROBES, DIFFERENT UGLY ISLAMIC SYMBOL ADORNMENTS!
Welcome to AlHannah Islamic Clothing!
AlHannah Islamic Clothing offers you a wide variety of traditional Muslim Clothing for you and your whole family. We offer you great quality and affordable prices every day. Our products are custom made and imported direct from the manufacturer - so we can offer you our lowest prices every day.
(No price available)
HEY LOOK! WHAT'S THAT, UP IN THE SKY? IS THAT A "MUSLIM BAYONETTE" CLOCK?!
"Mosques are our barracks, domes our helmets, minarets our bayonets, believers our soldiers..." - Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Ergogan.
Muslim Azan Clock
(No price available for this ugly "call to prayer" clock, but if I saw it at a yardsale, I wouldn't even give 'em a quarter)
AND STILL MORE MUSLIM POEMS FOR CHILDREN!
(€2.65)
Here are some of my favorite Muslim Poems for Children:
"One day the Prophet came to see - Little Aisha when she pee - He said I want to find the source - She said I'm 9! He said 'of course!'"
Or how about:
"Afraid of nights with the Prophet there - Aisha and her body bare - Muhammad came and took her to - A special children's petting zoo!"
And how can we leave out this classic?
"I was on swing said Aisha crying - Inside my heart I felt like dying - Muhammad then at 53 - Stripped me bare and 'married' me."
A "happy" newlywed couple ala Muhammad and Aisha. My guess is this poor little girl won't be all smiley for very long.
CERTAINLY NOT AN ISLAMIC, MUSLIM-APPROVED PRODUCT, BUT STILL A GREAT FIND!
($4.00)
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