"It doesn't really say that you bigoted Islamophobic jerk!"is a new daily feature on Eleanor Ruth's Blog! We take verses from the Qur'an or narrations from various Hadith and allow our staff Muslimahs -- Jumanah, Dhabah, or "Hideous" Jamie -- to explain what those verses or narrations really mean.
Today's verse is from the Qu'ran (Q: 2:106):
“Nothing of our revelation (even a single verse) do we abrogate or cause be forgotten, but we bring (in place) one better or the like thereof. Knowest thou not that Allah is Able to do all things?”
And today's Muslimah is Dhaba:
So what's the question? Are you suggesting that Allah (la ilah illa' Allah) is contradicting Himself here? He's not! Are you suggesting that I am contradicting MYself?? Is this just another sleazy set up where you get me to say something definite and then tell everyone that I said it? Is this going to be like when I translated that damned logo on the shirts for that sleazy reporter and explained that the girls were only trying to shake-off the hideous oppression of the city, and not necessarily setting up to launch a ground war or some kind of resistance fighting in one of the boroughs!?! Sheesh!
Anyway, I guess I'd better talk about the verse. It's just like if I were to say to you "In place of this old, crumpled $20 bill that I owe you, I will give you this nice, new $10 bill."
What's contradictory about that? The point is, you really should not be questioning the fairness and logic of Allah (la ilah illa' Allah), because some things that only Allah (la ilah illa' Allah) knows, only Allah (la ilah illa' Allah) knows, got it?
Well, I can see that you're really, really dense, so I'll break it down even further for you. Please try and keep up, if you can:
Allah (la ilah illa' Allah) says: "Nothing of our revelation (even a single verse) do we abrogate or cause to be forgotten..."
I'm certainly not going to forget that I gave you $10, believe me! Without a job, it would have been tough enough to give you even $5, but I will always be a generous person, Inshallah.
"...but we bring (in place) one better or the like thereof."
It's a brand new $10 bill !! I even went to a lot of trouble to make sure that it was nice and crisp so that you would be pleased, but no, you are an ungrateful and bigoted Islamophobic jerk!!!
"Knowest thou not that Allah (la ilah illa' Allah) is Able to do all things?”
Well do you? I sure do, but I can see that you don't, so why am I wasting my time trying to explain perfect sense to some moronic Kafir?!
I'm outta here.
~Dhaba
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