"It doesn't really say that you bigoted Islamophobic jerk!" is a new daily feature on Eleanor Ruth's Blog! We take verses from the Qur'an or narrations from various Hadith and allow our staff Muslimahs -- Jumanah, Dhabah, or "Hideous" Jamie -- to explain what those verses or narrations really mean.
Today's verse is from the Qur'an (96: 1-5):
“Read (Prophet Muhammad) in the Name of your Lord who created the human from a (blood) clot. Read! Your Lord is the Most Generous, who taught by the pen, taught the human, what he did not know.”
And today's Muslimah is "Hideous" Jamie:
"Hideous" Jamie, seen here in casual dress prior to her arrest (CMN)
Ok, so like I told my son over and over again, Profit Muhammad (PBUH) could not read to good, so I told my boy he could tell his grandma to just "eff" of if she didn't like the fact that he won't be learning how too. I had him in this kick a** Irish Madrassa where he was doing real good, phoneticaly lerning the Holy Qur'an in Arabic. He should be able too recite the whole thing by the time he's 8! I am just SO proud of him! He told me on the phone that he made this pipe bomb and blew up the neighboring grade schools' rabbit cage, killing 16 bunny's! He said those little kafir kids cried like the unbelieving little pu***es they are!
I'll tell ya, I am such a lucky Muslimah to have such a awesome son, even though I probably won't be seeing to much of him until he gets alot older. With everything I taught him before, well, before you know what (haha) I'm sure that someday he'll make just great uses of those awesome skills he's picking up, Inshallah!
Anyways, they say they want me to stick too telling you what these verses is all about, so I guess I should talk about the "blood clot" thing, huh? Well Ok!! See, everybody knows that if you could see the beginning of life right after it sorta gets going, it would look like a blood clot, so there (I seen it myself in one of my Nursing book's!) So what's wrong about that? Why do people laugh at that?
And Allah (SWT) IS most generus, and He taught the human's what they did not know. He taught them that sperm comes from the spine (true!) and that the moon sits in a big muddy puddle (also true!). And if you believe anything other than those things, your just a bigoted Islamophobic jerk!
Well, I have to go now, their clearing out the community room and its almost time for cell count.
Peace,
~J.Jamie
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