"It doesn't really say that you bigoted Islamophobic jerk!" is a new daily feature on Eleanor Ruth's Blog! We take verses from the Qur'an or narrations from various Hadith and allow our staff Muslimahs Jumanah, Dhabah or "Hideous Jamie" to explain what those verses or narrations really mean.
Today's narration is from Hadith Shahih Muslim:
“Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger as saying:
The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews” (Muslim: 41 6985)
And today's Muslimah is Jumanah:
Look, like, I'm already late for my lunch date with my friend Ibrahim and I'm really starving but I guess I'll answer this real quick, even though I just can't believe you're asking about it in the first place. I mean, how dare you?! You want me to put myself on a frigging cross for you or something?? Clearly, you idiot, this does not really say what it says!! You know, I can't even count the number of times I've posted to different websites and forums about how racist and bigoted you people really are when you ask questions about Islam! You all have some nerve and it makes me sick! I mean, like, just read the damned thing and you can see how sniveling and stupid some people are when they, like, hide behind things and stuff when they're scared for their lives! I'm sorry but I just don't have any sympathy for these people who would rather live instead of standing up and clearly showing themselves. WHO do they think they are? Why can't they all just gather in one place so we can talk to them about Islam's wonderful peace plan for them??
But of course they won't because they're stupid, bigoted Islamophobic jerks!!!!
And so are you!!
Peace,
~Jumanah
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