Dear Women & Girls of America,
After something is already over is not the time to prepare for it, and that certainly is the case with the post-submission clitorectomies that every one of you will be undergoing soon in America, as required by Sharia, which we will introduce to America from our Ground Zero Mega-Mosque!
Let's face it, after you've broken free from those good Muslims who have held you down on the kitchen table while one of them has performed the delicate operation on you with a rusty razor blade as you screamed in fear and agony, is not the time to come to grips with the necessity of pleasing Allāh by your small sacrifice.
This is not something you can shy away from, nor escape; so it's best to get that idea out of your head right now. The Sharia requires this procedure on all women, and that means you, too.
The question really comes down to, who needs a clitoris, anyway? The answer is: only whores!
Once you accept the fact that sexual pleasure is just not something Allāh ever intended for you, you'll feel better about it. Plus, your husband will fear your straying from him far less, and that should make you feel good about yourselves.
Speak with your co-wives about it, and you'll see that they have no choice but to agree!
I want all of the women and girls of Allāh's great land - America - to know that I will be here to help them through this challenging, but necessary, time.
Soon, my new brochure Clitoris Obliterous, Allāh Just Hates the Big-O For Muslim Women will be available from the Cordoba-51 Islamification Initiative website, and I invite you to order your copy today, so that you'll be prepared for when we take over tomorrow!
ISLAM RESPECTS WOMEN'S RIGHTS!
ISLAM GIVES WOMEN MANY RIGHTS!!
"WESTERN FEMININSTS TOLD ME THAT MOHAMMAD BELIEVED IN RIGHTS FOR WOMEN, AND I USED TO BELIEVE IT..."