"Troof is my middle name. Ok, actually it's Muhammad, but Muhammad means troof in Arabic!! Would I lie??" (photo courtesy of CAIR)
by Faiz Khan, S.o.A./M.D.
Look America, you have to believe me that 9/11 was an inside job! It had to be the U.S. government because otherwise it just doesn't make sense. Take it from me, I'm a doctor, and I know what I'm talking about. Al Qaeda had NOTHING to do with 9/11. They didn't!
I'll say it again, they didn't!! I am telling the troof!!
Point out to me one single terrorist act that has been proven, absolutely, to have been committed by a Muslim! You can't! There are no Muslim terrorists, I mean it! Every so-called "act of terror" has been committed by the U.S. government to make it LOOK like innocent Muslims did it.
Honest to Allah, I am not kidding!
FOX News did a real hack job on my reputation Monday night, and I am going to sue them for every penny they have! How DARE they question my troof! If I wasn't a highly-paid, highly-regarded doctor, I'd be waiting in the parking garage for that O'Reilly!
I'd give him a little anatomy lesson, if you know what I mean!
Listen, I am a Muslim, and I was raised to believe that the rest of the world is inferior to Muslims, and I believe it. Just ask me or Ralph if you don't believe it!
We are better, and so you have no argument against me when I speak the troof!
I am telling you for the last time, those planes were not flown by Muslims, so there!
I don't think any more evidence is necessary, I've just given you all there is. Any more doubting questions? Call my lawyer at CAIR.
~Faiz Khan, S.o.A./M.D.