JESUS, WHO IS NOT A MUSLIM PROPHET, OBLIGES:
JESUS, WHO IS NOT A MUSLIM PROPHET, OBLIGES:
The Muslim Prophet Mohammad. What can be confirmed about this sole messenger of Allah and the founder of Islam? Businessman? Probably. Messenger and prophet of Allah? Yes, according to him and him alone. Husband of a 9-year old girl? Most Definitely.
How can we be so sure about that? The Sahih Bukhari Hadith (and other Sahih Hadith) makes the fact that his bride was 9 quite clear, in fact in her own words:
Mind you, these Sahih Hadith are considered absolutely authentic sources for understanding the things that Mohammad said and did.
Mohammad is considered the most beautiful example of conduct for Muslims - al-insan, al-kamil, the perfect man; and it is important to understand that his example, even though he lived nearly 1,400 years ago, is still followed widely in the Muslim world in the 21st century.
No, this 10-year old girl is not this Muslim man's daughter (photo courtesy of NAMGLA, Northern Afghanistan Man Girl Love Association)
Yes, Mohammad, aged 54, married 9-year old Aisha (Actually, Mohammad "engaged," or "married" her when she was 6, but to demonstrate how decent he was and how much he loved little children, he didn't consumate the marriage until she was 9. In truth, he found her unattractive with no hair, and wouldn't touch her until it grew back...see above)!
So come on Ibrahim, Asad, Faisal and Mahmoudl! It's time to let your "perfect man" hang out in all his glory and show the world how proud you are to emulate him!!
Don't be bashful and hide your prophet's ways, he wanted to be the #1 man on earth, so let him take the spotlight!
In order to help shine the flattering light of peace, grandeur and love upon him, and particularly upon one of the subjects he was so very fond of - being the husband of a 9-year old girl, we've decided to announce the First Annual "Everybody Draw Mohammad as The Husband of a 9-Year old Girl" Day!"
Here are some suggestions for your drawings:
-Draw Mohammad being a husband to a 9-year old girl in the desert.
-Draw Mohammad being a husband to a 9-year old girl in his tent.
-Draw Mohammad being a husband to a 9-year old girl on camel back.
-Draw Mohammad being a husband to a 9-year old girl in a darkened mosque hallway near the Ka'ba.
-Draw Mohammad learning to love himself, with the help of his 9-year old wife.
So many different ways to draw Mohammad being a husband to a 9-year old girl! Let's all celebrate that fact!
Get your pens and your paper and draw away, America!!
August 28, 2010
(Cairo, Egypt) As 29-year old taxi driver Khnab J'ahkki makes his way from Friday prayers at the Al-Azhar mosque near the University in Cairo, his thoughts turn to where he might find some temporary "Prophet Mohammad love" tonight, and how best to keep his extracurricular activities safely on the down-low.
One of Khnab's co-workers at the Taxi company, Khaleed "Ahneed" Mo'azz, is thinking the same thing as he stows away his cap and fare book in his company locker.
The two men, gayer than blades in a Judy Garland revue, are by no means alone in the Muslim world.
As professor I'bn Saweed Suq'un of Al-Azhar University, who conducted the study, explains, the rate of homosexuality in the Muslim world runs close to 80% in men. But, the gaiety of these Islamic men is not simply directed at other men; as it turns out, the passion and desire is psychologically based in a concupiscent longing to get "down and dirty" with the Muslim Prophet Mohammad, and any willing man will do.
The Prophet Mohammad as a gorgeous, effeminate, bisexual youth (photo courtesy of Jiz'yhumi Magazine)
For taxi driver Khnab J'ahkki, the realization that most of his Muslim "brothers" were also members of the Prophet Lovers Club of Dar-al-Islam™ came two years ago at the daily briefing of cab drivers by their dispatcher.
"He ended up the briefing by loudly saying 'May the Prophet Mohammad's peace be upon you.' I looked at the other cabbies and noticed that at least sixteen of the twenty drivers were glancing around at each other, winking and smiling.
It put me in a warm, loving mood" J'ahkki remembered fondly.
Professor Suq'un noted that even most married Muslim men with three or more wives are secretly gay, or at least bisexual, for the Prophet-figure. He quoted an important Egyptian Imam, al-Suqayah Yerdeek, as having said:
"When we are making love to any of our wives, in our hearts, we are really making sweet and passionate love to the Prophet Mohammad (PBUH). Only he truly knows how to satisfy our deepest desires."
In Cairo, as in many major Muslim cities, the Ulama (learned clergy) are aggressively pushing a program to start young boys early toward the path of really knowing the Prophet Mohammad.
Mullah Madeek Awhana d'Bakduhr with his latest flame, young Ahmed (photo courtesy of The K'hnab K'nhabbler Daily)
Mullah Madeek Awhana d'Bakduhr says "I imagine a young, very young Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) and my passions soar! The Hadith clearly show that the Prophet himself was a leader of the A'naal B'haandid (a secret Arabian society of especially close associates who sought adventures together), so we have no compunction against pursuing the same adventuresome exploits that he did.
It helps us to know him better, and who could fault us for that?"
The Prophet Mohammad as a 30-something leader of the A'naal B'haandid Secret Society (photo courtesy of Allahu Backdoor!!! Magazine)
In Shari'a (Islamic) law, homosexuality is a capital offense, but according to d'Bakduhr "that's just a black pot calling a kettle (sic). Look at the numbers! In Iran, if you are strung up for being a B'haandid, there's an 8 in 10 chance the guy who hangs you is also a member of the A'naal B'haandid Society. It's just ridiculous and hypocritical!"