JESUS, WHO IS NOT A MUSLIM PROPHET, OBLIGES:
JESUS, WHO IS NOT A MUSLIM PROPHET, OBLIGES:
October 12, 2010
(KABUL) Attempting to make it look somewhat like he's advancing his nation's peace progress with insurgents while boldly stringing the United States along for as long as possible, all in order to save his own neck whilst making his corupt family ever richer, Afghan President Hamid Karzai said unofficial negotiations with the Taliban have been taking place and hopes the formation of a peace council will further those efforts.
He made his statements at the same time that he was vacuuming the press room, balancing his personal budget, washing the windows, fixing an electrical outlet, planning a meeting, programming his TIVO, doing a crossword, dictating his memoirs, and doing push ups.
"You see I'm lying, and I'm lying, and I'm all powerful. I can fly. I'm off my meds and I don't give a shit that you know. Now, pay me, pay me, pay me, or kiss your fuel trucks at the border bye bye, okay? Why are you all looking at me like that? Is something wrong?" said Karzai (photo courtesy of Allahu Akbar!!! Media)
"We have been talking to the Taliban as countryman to countryman, talk in that manner. Of course you all know it's bullshit. I can walk through walls, want to see? Actually I don't feel like it right now you goddamned sonofabitch traitors!!! Did you see that picture of cigar guy from Ryder Cup? Wasn't that hilarious? We are Moslems here, the best of peoples. You have no choice but to deal with me. I can swim and breathe under water. So what I'm double dealing with America and the Taliban, I will live forever," Karzai told ER'sB.
"It's not like I have a regular official contact with the Taliban with a fixed address, but rather unofficial personal contacts have been going on for quite some time. What you don't know is that I tell them one thing and the U.S. government something else. I once wrestled a bear, and right now you really have to pay me, or something bad might happen again with your fuel trucks, infidels.
I love everybody in the world!" the Afghan President shouted, before turning and running face first into a concrete wall, knocking himself out.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN AFGHANISTAN, YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING? WELL, THERE'S A WHOLE HELLUVA LOT OF ISLAM GOING ON! AND, THERE'S A WHOLE HELLUVA LOT OF WASTED AMERICAN YOUTH, MISDIRECTED ENERGIES AND WASTED AMERICAN TREASURE GOING OUT THE DOOR!
THE FOLLOWING ARE JUST SOME RECENT PHOTOS FROM AFGHANISTAN, WHERE THE RESIDENTS WILL NEVER LOVE US, NEVER EVEN LIKE US, NEVER APPRECIATE OUR EFFORTS AND IN SHORT, WILL FOREVER USE THE EXCUSE THAT WE "SET FOOT IN THEIR ISLAMIC COUNTRY" AS REASON FOR TERROR ATTACKS AND MURDERS.
THERE'S FARMING GOING ON IN AFGHANISTAN:
Brothers Mohammad and Muhammad peacefully tend to Afghanistan's favorite cash crop (courtesy Al-Awlaki Media)
THERE'S RETRIBUTION TOO:
The DEA wipes out Mohammad and Muhammad's crops (courtesy DEA)
THERE'S A GOOD DEAL OF ASS-KISSING THE NATIVES:
American Forces are seen being "advised" by Muslim Afghani's (courtesy Al-Awlaki Media)
LOOKS LIKE A MOHAMMADAN WILL GET HIS 72 VIRGINS:
Another Islamist named Mohammad bites the big one (courtesy Great Satan Communications)
BUT OF COURSE, THE MOST IMPORTANT ACTIVITY IN AFGHANISTAN IS:
The smell is just atrocious at the door of the Mosque where Mohammadans slave to Allah (courtesy Al-Awlaki Media)
AFTER PRAYERS, IT'S BACK TO "ADVISING" SENIOR U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS:
"Oh we hate the Taliban, General" an unwashed mullah tells him, while planning to give away the American positions to the Taliban (Allahu Akbar Media)
AND THEN THERE ARE THE "LETTER BOX LADIES" AND THEIR PROPHET-BAIT SPAWN:
"Mother, can we kill this unclean infidel monkey and have him for dinner?" (courtesy Worldwide Aisha's Pants)
AND THE TALIBAN IS ALWAYS NEARBY, OR WITHIN THE RANKS OF OUR "ALLIES," OR, SOMEPLACE DAMNED CLOSE:
"Allahu Akbar you fucking Zionist pig! Die! Die! Die! Die!" thinks Mahmoud Mohammad (left) while his little brother Mohammad Mahmoud aims the RPG at the cameraman (Allahu Akbar Media)
OH BUT AGAIN, IT'S NOT ALL DESERT WASTELAND IN AFGHANISTAN:
An American soldier finds the rare "green" patch in the desert (courtesy Golden Triangle Promotions)
BUT THOSE GREEN PATCHES ARE RARE, INDEED:
Food for people isn't nearly as important for Mohammadans as producing poppies for the Taliban's war effort is (Allahu Akbar Media)
JUST LOOK AT SOME OF THE JOY ISLAM HAS AFFORDED AFGHANISTAN:
"Destruction and death is Allah's will" says Mohammad al-Muhammad of the Taliban (courtesy AFP)
MORE OF ALLAH'S WILL:
"Maybe Islam really is just a cult of death and I should get the hell out" this man could be thinking. (Great Satan Communications)
BUT WILL THESE PEOPLE EVER BE ABLE TO GRADUATE FROM THE 7TH CENTURY?
AT LEAST NOT WITH THIS THING AT THE HELM:
June 6, 2010
(International Photo Report)
I don't know about you all, but I am so glad the United States has been sinking billions of our hard-earned taxdollars -- not to mention the sweat and blood of our brave Servicemen and women -- into Afghanistan, in order to help the "ordinary moms and pops" turn the once desolate hell-hole of Afghanistan into a modern, cosmopolitan showplace for the world!
Winston Churchill was just dead wrong when he wrote of Afghanistan, and about Islam in particular: "No stronger retrograde force exists in the world."
Come on Winnie you old poop! Islam is as modern as anything else!! Stop being so darned Islamophobic, grumpy and racist!!
Islamophobic and racist "old poop" Winston Churchill (file)
Here are some of my favorite photographs that demonstrate, beyond any doubt, that our investment toward modernizing Afghanistan has really been worthwhile!
MODERNITY AT ITS FINEST!
Muzzammil Mohammad, 12, is followed by his step-mother Aaleyah, 9, who is carrying her co-wife's son Sadeem Muhammad, 18 months, as they excitedly make their way to the newly opened "Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) Mega-Mall" located on the outskirts of Kabul (courtesy Al-Khillyah)
The newly opened "Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) Mega-Mall" near Kabul (courtesy Al-Khillyah)
Cost of the "Mega-Mall" to the American taxpayer? ONLY $16,000,000 !!
The "Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) Public Square" in the heart of Mazar-i-Sharif, where citizens gather daily to burn a tire on the freshly "paved" surface of the previously dirt street (Khin Khan TV)
Cost of "paving(?)" the "square" to the American taxpayer? ONLY $9,000,000 !!
Inside the newly built "Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) Elementary School," outside of Khost, young Afghan Muslim girls listen raptly as their teacher, Muhammad al-Ghettyah al-Nekkhed (not pictured), instructs them on what their duties will be -- as newlyweds -- in their upcoming arranged marriages to much older uncles (Allahu Akbar News Corp.)
The newly dedicated "Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) Elementary School" near Khost, Afghanistan (Allahu Akbar News Corp.)
Cost of the "Elementary School" to the American taxpayer? ONLY $44,000,000 !!
As you can plainly see, America's investment is a great one, and despite the bigoted baloney that some Islamophobes and racists try and sell you, Islam is NOT keeping these people in the Dark Ages! In fact, we should all celebrate "Modern, Cosmopolitan Afghanistan!!"