Formerly respected actress Myriam-Francois-Cerrah, today just the latest "slave of Allah," and 4th wife of some primitive terrorist named Abdul (photo courtesy of Whattamoron Promotions)
Myriam Francois-Cerrah found fame as a child actress in the 90's hit film Sense and Sensibility. Now she's known for being one of a growing number of educated middle class British females who've abandoned any and all sense and sensibility by converting to Islam.
"I wanted to join the Manson Family, but Charlie is in jail, and membership in Britain is not allowed, so the next best cult of death is Islam" she said.
"I so admired Susan Atkins, Patricia Krenwinkle and Squeaky Fromme, and what they did to advance peace in L.A. back in the 60's."
"Charlie is unavailable, but the Prophet Muhammad is very, very similar" said Francois-Cerrah (photo courtesy of Healter Skelter Monthly)
Francois-Cerrah says that after learning that joining the Manson death-cult was illegal in Britain, she began looking around for something else. Then came the September 11 terror attacks that led to her "intellectual" curiosity about Islam, and ultimately to conversion to the religion. She initially suspected that the Prophet Muhammad was a man of peace, and after the 7/7 London bombings and then Madrid, she was "absolutely convinced" of it.
She also believes in unicorns, leprechauns, the righteousness of liberalism, and that her new husband Abdul loves her much more than his other wives. One of the ways she can tell is that he beats her far less frequently than the others.
"I just know Abdul loves me more than he loves Fatima, Aisha, or Aafia. He just has to, he just has to, he just has to, he just has to!"
Francois-Cerrah says the radical fringe behind terror attacks doesn't represent the masses of ignorant, privileged Westerners like her who willingly and mindlessly join the fascist, misogynist "religion."
She concedes, however, that at least 5% of Muslims worldwide could be classified as enraged, Allahu Akbar screaming mass murderers.
Out of an estimated total of 1.5 Billion, that's many tens of millions of enraged, Allahu Akbar screaming mass murderers.
"But that's a very small percentage you see? You say it enough times to yourself over and over, you believe it," she said.
"You believe it. You believe it. You believe it. You believe it!" she repeated endlessly.