August 20, 2010
(Washington) Much to the chagrin of the embattled president, the Speaker of the House, all the Libtards on the Left, as well as most Mo-Mo worshipers (Mu-Mu's) in America, the 1st annual "Poo-Poo on a Qu-Qu" day has just been announced!
In stark contrast to the outrage surrounding the plan by the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida to burn Qu-Qu's on September 11th to protest the violent, racist, misogynistic, alien, fascistic, fatalistic, paedophilic, paederastic, unfantastic, non-supercalifragilistic and downright nasty-ass and decidedly un-expialidocious ideology of the Mu-Mu's, this popular new protest actually has the support of the "green" oriented recycling movement in the U.S., as well as the enthusiastic backing of the farming-fertilization division of the Department of Agriculture.
(Note: For some, depending on spelling preference, this event can also be promoted as "Poo-Poo on a Koo-Koo" day; however, anyone promoting it as "Poo-Poo on a Qoo-Qoo" Day is clearly an ignorant apostate from the cause, and will be immediately Ki-Ki'd).
Ed "Greenhouse" Brown, spokesman for the Assistant to the Assistant Secretary of the Undersecretary's Assistant Legal Secretary of the USDA, could barely contain his excrement excitement.
"Not only do Americans get to protest the Mu-Mu's for all the evil crap that's in their Qu-Qu's, they also help to bring awareness to the necessity of recycling the millions of Qu-Qu's that have been dropped on us by the Saudis. The U.S. really needs to clear out some inventory, and these patriotic Americans can doo-doo it in a way that benefits American farmers and their arable lands. It's just fantastic all 'round!"
This Qu-Qu (or Koo-Koo) will be just one of the millions that will help American farmers (photo courtesy of Saudi Qu-Qu's Everywhere, Worldwide, in Your Face!)
Arable land that will benefit from the "Poo-Poo on a Qu-Qu" Day promotion (photo courtesy of O.W. Douglas Media)
"Poo-Poo on a Qu-Qu" Day is set for September 31st at any American farm near you. Qu-Qu's will be available at all locations, but feel free to bring one if you happen to unfortunately own it -- no que-que's asked -- and would like to donate it to the cause of future-fresh and tasty produce.
A vast series of all-you-can-eat "Fuel for Patriots" night-before banquets will be held in most rural ares in the continental United States!!
Check the website for dinner details and pre-register at ReleaseTheBeasts.com. Sign up by September 15th and you'll receive 20% off your "Fuel for Patriots" feast!
ER'sB asks: Fa-Fa?