You know, sometimes I just get on a "kick." Right now I'm on a "kick" about Islamic products available online. Here are some more I found:
MUSLIM NURSERY RHYMES FOR FUTURE SUPREMACISTS/JIHADISTS?
"Muhammad went and took a head, grabbed Aisha went to bed, when he woke the follow'n morn, he got nabbed for child porn!"
SOMEHOW, I DOUBT THAT PARTICULAR CLASSIC IS IN THIS LITTLE GEM OF A BOOK ($6.60), BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT OUGHT TO BE?
JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS! ANOTHER QUR'AN SPEWING ELECTRONIC DEVICE OF SOME SORT!
"Quran Multimedia Mobile phone ISLAM Muslim Religion Koran"
DIGITAL QURAN FEATURES
- Digital Holy Qur'an Text & Audio (114 Surahs)
- Recitation in voice of Shaikh Sudais & Shaikh Shuraim
- Qur'an Translation in English, French, Turkish, German, Indonesian,Malaysian and Urdu
- Complete Tafseer Ibn-e-Katherr Book Sahih Bukhari, Sahih Muslim & Riyadh-us-Saliheen Books
- Qibla direction of all major cities of the world
- Prayer Times with Adhan Alarm
- Lot of other Islamic images and audio
- Qibla Compass
(NO PRICE LISTED)
I'M STARTING TO GET THE IMPRESSION THAT EVERYTHING EVERYONE DOES IN THE ISLAMIC WORLD CENTERS AROUND THE QUR'AN...OH WAIT, NEVERMIND.
AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THERE COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ANOTHER...
"DIGITAL HOLY QURAN PLAYER"
Complete Holy Qur'an in 25 Translations
Holy Qur'an Arabic Text synchronized with voice with 25 Translations with auto as well as manual scroll facility.
(NO PRICE LISTED)
HERE'S ONE FOR WHEN THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW HITS MECCA, WHICH ACCORDING TO THEIR SCHEDULE WILL BE HAPPENING ON THE 12th OF NEVER!
"! Muslim Mecca Compass Watch - circa 1972"
Made for a Muslim with compass for Mecca floating above dial under crystal.
All original and unused (NOS - New Old Stock) in storage for thirty-five years.
Mechanical automatic winding movement powered by the motion of wearing the watch.
Two world time rotating bezels.
All stainless steel case and bracelet.
Original hang tag, and paperwork explaining the functions.
Really odd timepiece!
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT "FINE" TIMEPIECES, BUT IF THIS ONE WAS MADE IN THE MUSLIM WORLD IN 1972, THAT MEANS IT LIKELY STOPPED RUNNING VERY EARLY IN 1973...IF NOT BEFORE.
I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO PUT THIS SEXY THING ON AND HIT THE BEACH! WHOO HOO!!
WAIT A MINUTE...IS SHE ALLOWED TO SHOW HER HANDS AND FEET LIKE THAT?!
I'VE NOTICED THERE ARE A LOT OF BOOKS ABOUT ISLAM AVAILABLE ONLINE. I'VE ALSO NOTICED THAT APPROX. 99.99% OF THEM ARE JUST INTERPRETATIONS -- OF SOME SORT OR ANOTHER-- OF THE QUR'AN AND/OR SUNNAH.
ER'sB SYNOPSIS: "MUSLIM SOCIETY IS IDEAL, KAFIR SOCIETY IS EVIL, SATANIC CRAP. MUSLIM SOCIETY MUST SUBJUGATE AND RULE KAFIR SOCIETY UNTIL THE ENTIRE WORLD BELONGS TO ALLAH. EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN IS PURELY ACADEMIC."
AMERICAN FIRST, OR MUSLIM FIRST?
ACCORDING TO THE PEW RESEARCH POLL OF 2007: "Nearly half of Muslims in the U.S. (47%) say they think of themselves first as a Muslim, rather than as an American."
I THINK THERE ARE VERY GOOD REASONS TO NOT LIKE THOSE NUMBERS, OR THIS HIDEOUS (and overpriced) T-SHIRT:
American Muslim Women's T-Shirt ($22.00)